heyitspj:

scuzzmutt:

what is the purpose of training bras??? what are we trying to teach the boobs

they are trained to be the very breast

slenclerman:

slenclerman:

its three am. do you know where your notes are?

rneerkat:

its against the law for certain birds to get sick. very very ill eagle

witneyhouston:

im having one of those nights where u watch one youtube video and watch a related video and 3 hours later ur watching an hour long conspiracy documentary about how the illuminati killed michael jackson 

sloth-with-a-blog:

thatpsychowriter:

For all of you who are worried that there might be secret mind readers in the room just try MENTALLY SCREAMING and if anyone jumps or flinches, you know

you really live up to your url

shutupaubrey:

team “i wore this yesterday but i’m going to a different place so it doesn’t matter”

• everyday: i need new clothes

I have bullshitted my way through two decades of life

(Source: whorville)